This is the testimony given by a very imaginatively homophobic lady at an open hearing in Lincoln, Nebraska this week about a proposed ordinance prohibiting discrimination against LGBT teachers. It's also the funniest thing we've seen all week, and a lot of the credit for that goes to the guy sitting behind her, whose increasingly "WTF" reactions to her outrageous claims about homosexuals (and "orgyers") will probably be jokingly quoted for years to come. (We think our favorite is when she says "A college woman is seduced with rohypnol to go gay," but there are so many to choose from! Also "(Gays) cuss after coupling.")

Yes, we know it's not nice to make fun of people with obvious mental illness, but this is too much. And, as some YouTube commenters have pointed out, some of the things she says aren't too far from what right-wing pundits say on Fox News. Not even the most brilliant comic mind in the world could have come up with a better parody of homophobic people than this. Hopefully, the guy sitting behind her gets his 15 minutes on a talk show. Anderson, maybe?

[Via Towleroad]