Honey Boo Boo and her mother June will be on Dr. Drew’s show tonight, where, as this preview clip shows, Honey Boo Boo will close her eyes and snore, hit Dr. Drew, say she doesn’t want to be on TV (while her mother urges her to perform “so we can go”) and basically use the entire arsenal of a 7-year-old child to communicate to everyone around her that she is in distress. Isn’t it hilarious? Can we leave this poor girl alone now? Let’s all read this Onion article again.
