Today is the first day of fall, which means it's officially time for department stores to decorate for Christmas and for you to invest in a hot new calendar.

There are literally hundreds to choose from, but don't worry, we've got you covered. If waking up to a half-naked man every morning sounds like your thing, we've picked out a few that would look lovely in your room next year.

Red Hot

British photographer Thomas Knights' annual ode to red-headed men is a tall drink of water to quench your insatiable ginger thirst. Knights launched the fiery Red Hot calendar in 2012 to "rebrand the ginger male stereotype," and best of all— a portion of proceeds benefit anti-bullying charities.

Always Loyal

Out photographer Michael Stokes, arch nemesis of Facebook's obscene and overly puritanical censorship policy, pays homage to American troops and "showcases the beautiful side of wounded Marines and soldiers, whose injuries and/or lost limbs are detailed in intimate, exclusive photographs." Former models include the beautiful Alex Minsky and Chris Van Etten.

The Warwick Rowers

Classic choice. The annual calendar that disrobes the men of Warwick University's rowing crew is one of the most widely celebrated and one of the most charitable. Despite the guys being mostly straight, they're tireless in promoting their mission — both socially and financially — of ending homophobia in sport.

Chris Mears and Jack Laugher

The team GB sweethearts and Olympic gold medalists are no strangers to posing nude (Jack bared all in Gay Times and Chris' steamy 2016 calendar left little to the imagination), but it will be their first time nudge together if they decide to team up for a 2017 calendar. The pair discussed it recently and Chris said: "I don't know if people can handle that. [But] get chatting on twitter. You never know."

Haikus on Hunks

Beautiful Asian men and poetry come together on the all-new Haikus On Hotties calendar, from the makers of Haikus With Hotties, a book featuring interviews with hot Asian models conducted solely in haikus. As an added bonus, next year's inaugural calendar will feature Power Ranger actors Yoshi and Peter Sudarso, as well as Logo's own Chef Ronnie Woo. Swoon!

Every gay rugby club

The Warwick Rowers paved the way for sports teams willing to use their bodies to raise some much-needed funds. A number of gay rugby teams launched their own calendars last year to fund their way to the Bingham Cup Tournament in Nashville, and now there are as many calendars as there are gay rugby clubs. If you're looking for the best, let us suggest the Amsterdam Lowlanders, the Nashville Grizzlies, or the Brisbane Hustlers.

Austin Armacost

Newly single and a year out of his intimate bromance with Apprentice UK star James Hill, Celebrity Big Brother runner-up Austin Armacost is taking it all off (again) for his fans in a peep show that's more "artistic and dynamic" than last year.