Hottie Harry Potter And Ron Weasley Battle It Out In “Bitch Better Have My Money” Parody

harry potter spoof

We thought Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money” was too hardcore—and too wordy—to get its own parody song, but we should’ve known better!

Related: Adrian Anchondo, Honey Mahogany Spoof “Partition” With “In-N-Out Mission”

Adrian Anchondo, the wiley video genius that gave us Pandora Boxx as Hillary Clinton and Honey Mahogeny as Beyoncé, returns with “Snitch That’s My Hermoine,” which turns RiRi’s latest hit into a throwdown between Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

Screen Shot 2015-07-09 at 10.03.26 AM

Looks like Hogwarts has its first rap battle. This is some epic beef!

Screen Shot 2015-07-09 at 10.05.47 AM

Watch “Snitch That’s My Hermoine” below. Be prepared to have your childhood ruined—or to develop a brand new fetish.)


Dan Avery is a writer-editor who focuses on culture, breaking news and LGBT rights. His work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Advocate and elsewhere.