“The road to power is paved with hypocrisy, and casualties,” Frank Underwood once opined.
But the road to Netflix binge-watching is paved with empty wine boxes.
In honor of the debut of House of Cards third season today, we scoured Reddit and compiled rules for a House of Cards drinking game sure to entertain and inebriate.
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We hate waiting too, Frank[/caption]
Before you even starting watching, take a shot in honor of the threesome that gave you the weirdest boner of your life. Thanks Meechum, Claire, and Frank! [caption id="attachment_184356" align="aligncenter" width="420"]
OMG OMG OMG[/caption]
Chug a cheap beer because we now have a bisexual President of the United States. EQUALITY! And nothing says patriotism like chugging cheap booze. [caption id="attachment_184368" align="aligncenter" width="500"]
Frank isn't afraid to reach around.. I mean across the aisle.[/caption]
Take a sip every time Frank talks directly to the camera. Take a sip every time someone gets a text and the text is posted on screen. Take a sip every time Claire or Frank smoke by the window. Double drink if they are sharing a cigarette. [caption id="attachment_184360" align="aligncenter" width="500"]
Are they talking about Meechum? I like to think so,[/caption]
Yell "POWA!" and take a sip every time Frank talks about power. Take a sip every time Frank raps his knuckles on a table. Take a sip and check your phone every time you hear Frank's ringtone. Take a second sip if you just sang his ringtone after reading this. [caption id="attachment_184364" align="aligncenter" width="610"]
First Lady and Mr. President, enjoying their booze[/caption]
Take a sip every time Claire calls Frank "Francis." Take a sip whenever Claire's first-lady-outfit game is point. Take a sip whenever you wish you could pull off short hair like Claire. [caption id="attachment_184358" align="aligncenter" width="500"]
*and make him drink[/caption]
Take a sip and fan yourself whenever there is tasteful nudity. Waterfall while you gawk at that tasteful nudity you inevitably paused. Run in place and a take a shot every time someone goes on a jog. Take a shot every time someone talks about daddy issues. [caption id="attachment_184365" align="aligncenter" width="400"]
And stop being a bitch and finish your drink[/caption]
Take a shot every time an actual political commentator makes an appearance. Finish your drink if the aforementioned political commentator is Rachel Maddow. Because Rachel Maddow. [caption id="attachment_184361" align="aligncenter" width="570"]
Rachel could drink you under the table without even trying[/caption]
Waterfall when Frank is on the rowing machine. Take a shot if you wish you were the rowing machine. Pour out your drink every time Claire alludes to having children. *Stifles tears* [caption id="attachment_184362" align="aligncenter" width="600"]
MAYBE ONE DAY, CLAIRE[/caption]
Take a shot if you think Lucas Goodwin is a top in prison. Take two if you think he's a bottom. [caption id="attachment_184359" align="aligncenter" width="500"]
The key is to go slow, Lucas[/caption]
