Is Obama A Gay Martian? Stephen Colbert Investigates: Video
"In the good old days," begins genius right wing pundit Stephen Colbert, "We had a new Obama scandal every week." But with conspiracy theories waning, Colbert had to dig deep into Obama's past for his latest investigative report.
After sourcing evidence from experts like William Shatner, former Administrator of the EPA Carol Browner, Obama's space roommate, and a respected author, Colbert concludes that Obama was, in fact, gay married on Mars.
"Yes, Mars, a planet named for the most fabulous of the Gods," Colbert says, "And one that the gays have been singing about openly for years. Which explains why NASA named the Mars Rover, 'Curiosity'."
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