Kevin Barnes, worst camp counselor ever.

In the mood for a late night over-saturated face-paint tutorial/picnic/maybe porno? The new music video for of Montreal’s song “L’age D’or” (It’s not a perfume) is like what would happen if Florence Welch took a hit of acid at a really sexy arts and crafts fair in the Poconos.

With lyrics like “she’s just my party drug” and “I know you were scared because I was your first secular lover” it’s a pretty sex-fueled, spazzy few minutes. You might want to take out those party streamers tonight.

Take a look at all the yarn/glitter paint/beads below. This may be the dirtiest summer camp ever. Seriously, these girls need to step away from Kevin Barnes and get back to their cabins.

“L’age D’or” is a track off of of Montreal’s thecontrollersphere EP. Here are their summer tour dates via Pitchfork if you think you’d be interested in a more hands-on crafting tutorial:

07-02 Columbia, MO – Blue Note *

07-03 Des Moines, IA – 80/35 Festival

07-03 Des Moines, IA - Vaudeville Mews (Kevin Barnes aka DJ List Christee DJ set)

07-04 St. Louis, MO – Luminary Center for the Arts *

07-16 Atlanta GA – The Basement (Kevin Barnes aka DJ List Christee DJ set)

08-06 Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn Bowl (Kevin Barnes aka DJ List Christee DJ set)

08-07 Southampton, NY – Escape to New York Festival

09-01 Athens, GA – Georgia Theatre

09-03 Nashville, TN – Mercy Lounge *

09-04 Chicago, IL – North Coast Music Festival

09-05 Louisville, KY – Headliners *

* with Yip Deceiver