It’s Recently Come To Our Attention That Chloe Trusts The Moon

"I sent a letter of regrets to my colonoscoper and vanished."

Good Evening, America.

Chloe Sevigny, or the eccentric version of Chloe pitch-perfectly portrayed by comedian Drew Droege, has returned to share with us the series of demands that Samuel L. Jackson made on her doorstep 12 weeks prior.

The latest installment of the Chloe series finds her following Jackson’s instructions, ultimately leading her to receive sage counsel from the moon.

Find out what she learned from the moo-yun below.
 

Adam Salandra is a writer, performer and host in Los Angeles. When he's not covering the latest in pop culture, you can find him playing with his French Bulldog puppy or hovering over the table of food at any social gathering.
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