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Jake Gyllenhaal has been laying pretty low of recent, and it seems like he may be laying even lower come this time next year. Jake's ex Taylor Swift recently revealed in the new issue of Vogue she is hard at work on her fourth album and, gasp, it will be all about her recent heartbreaks. One in particular that ended last year around Christmas, the same time she and Jakey called it quits. Ruh-roh.

When asked if she was dating, Taylor told the magazine: “I got nothing going on! I just don’t really feel like dating. I really have this great life right now, and I’m not sad and I’m not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that.”

Christmas was when Jake left Taylor after just two months of dating and Taylor did not want to say much more about that. “I am not gonna go into it! It’s a sad story!”

Taylor did however say she has some new ground rules when it comes to dating men, and two in particular seem like they may have come out of her relationship with Mr. G.

The first: “If someone doesn’t seem to want to get to know me as a person but instead seems to have kind of bought into the whole idea of me and he approves of my Wikipedia page? And falls in love based on zero hours spent with me? That’s maybe something to be aware of."

The second: “Also, I can’t deal with someone who’s obsessed with privacy. People kind of care if there are two famous people dating. But no one cares that much. If you care about privacy to the point where we need to dig a tunnel under this restaurant so that we can leave? I can’t do that.”

Taylor has previously written songs about famous exes Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner. To be fair, Taylor's ode to Taylor admitted the mistakes she made, the other two not so much.

If we were Jake we would be afraid. Very, very afraid.

Taylor Swift: The Single Life [Vogue]

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