Did you hear? While normal people were preparing for the fake apocalypse by doing things like buying water, canned vodka, and making out with strangers on the subway, a bunch of celebrities got together and made a movie about it!
Overachievers. Anyway, everyone who has an IMDB page was cast in This Is The End and plays themselves, including James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Paul Rudd, David Krumholtz, Craig Robinson, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, Kevin Hart, and Aziz Ansari. Vaginas are being represented by Mindy Kaling and Emma Watson (whew).
The preview says the movie is intended for “Mature Audiences Only,” which is obviously part of the joke because it’s from the dudes who brought us Pineapple Express and Superbad. Anyway, here’s a list of celebs we’re hoping pop up in this 2013 Oscar contender.
1. Jessica Chastain
She’s already in everything! Why wouldn’t she be in this movie about the end of the world? Unless she thinks she can’t win an Academy Award for it. (I CHALLENGE YOU TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD IN THIS MOVIE, JESSICA CHASTAIN.)
2. Morgan Freeman
3. The Ghost of Lohan Past
Surely all of that star power in one movie could summon some quasi-talented Ghosts of Hollywood Past. My first vote is for Lohan! My second is for Marilyn Monroe. Your move, post-apocalyptic world.
4. Ryan Gosling
Oh, were you looking for an explanation? Please see the image above.
Are you looking for the trailer to This Is The End? See the redband trailer below.