* This week, the Onion reported on the New York Police Department's controversial stop-and-kiss program.

* One day after World AID Day, President Obama announced he was dedicating $100 million to AIDS research.

* Jinkx Monsoon decided whether she'd marry, f*ck or kill the Grinch, Jack Frost and Elf.

* Blued, China's answer to Grindr, tops two millions users in its first year.

* A few people had opinions about NBC's The Sound of Music Live.

* Richard Simmons popped up on Fox News.

* After promising he wouldn't, Elton John called out Russia over its "inhuman" anti-gay laws during his Moscow concert this weekend.

* Realizing he'd gone four days without posting something creepily homoerotic, James Franco uploaded kinky Batman photos to Instagram.