My queen Janet Jackson posted a video to her Instagram today, the 60th birthday of the eternal King of Pop and her big bro Michael Jackson, recreating his classic 1992 video, “Remember the Time.”
While Iman and Eddie Murphy are nowhere to be found, Janet nails, while wearing a gorgeous nail, their disapproving royal air. Sadly, there’s also nary a tut.
The short clip, which we can only hope is part of something very much longer, features Janet’s new bop “Made for Now” as well as who I’m told are “popular Instagram comedians” Kway and King Bach (no tea, no shade, I’m just not on the ’Gram and I side-eye what passes for “comedy” these days…ok, a little shade).
Meanwhile, both Kway and King Bach have more Insta followers than Janet Fucking Jackson because that’s the world we live in. Rest in Peace, MJ—we never deserved you.