January Jones took some time off from staring icily into the distance and enjoying the salt lick in her neighbor’s backyard, and threw on a stunning Givenchy gown to walk the red carpet at the Emmys this weekend, where she confirmed what we all already knew — the Mad Men cast knows how to party.
Miss Jones, who is currently all over the tabloids for reportedly breaking up the engagement of heavy machinery aficionado Miley Cyrus and her Aussie boy toy Liam Hemsworth (not that she seems to give any fuc*s about this nonsense), was pulled aside by Small Wonder star Vicki the Robot’s big bro Ryan Seacrest, and revealed that the guys and gals of Mad Men sure do like to get sloppy drunk. Well, she kinda said that, telling Ry Ry:
[The cast] always love events like [the Emmys]. We know how to celebrate pretty well, even if we don’t win!
In other words, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, Elisabeth Moss and Robert Morse totally get blitzed on Jagger and makeout on the bar, all while Kierna Shipka looks on and lets out a deep sigh, calmly finishing her vodka gimlet before she politely turns to tell a belligerent Jon Hamm, yet again, that she just does not have the time to explore the possibility of the pair doing another project together.