True Blood returns for its seventh and final season on June 22, and if the reports are to be believed, there’s plenty of good reasons for gay fans to tune in. (Spoilers, duh!)
According to this week’s Entertainment Weekly Bon Temps resident himbo, Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten), will have an erotic encounter between brooding vamp hunk Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard). “When he first appears, [Eric] is letting Jason unbuckle his belt,” the mag teases, “with enough candles flickering in the background to light a cake for his 1,087th birthday.”
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In a separate interview, Skarsgard said the scene “was written like an Argentinean telenovela, totally over the top.”
Of course, this being True Blood, the sexy scenario is all just a dream—just like Jason’s encounter with Warlow and Sam Merlotte’s moment with Bill.
What the hell, guys? Seven seasons and you can’t give us one legit man-on-man scene with Jason Stackhouse?
Well, we can still be thankful for a plethora of male nudity. Sam Trammell told Variety there will definitely be some stripping down:
“I get naked as much as I’ve ever gotten naked in this season,” Trammell said. “And there’s a few other people that get naked. Joe [Manganiello] gets naked. We’re not going to do a final season without getting naked.”
Are you going to take a last bite of True Blood?
Below, check out a supercut of some of True Blood’s gayest scenes.