OMG guys and girls, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are already totally married and we all missed it and forget about her wedding plans because it all happened and we are so so so so so so so so so excited.
It’s time for Wacky Weekly Wednesday.
We are ditching Star for OK! this week, who reports the news that Jenny has already said her “I Do!” to man fan Justin. It of course happened months ago they claim, but they have decided to tell us now.
“Jennifer and Justin shared a small commitment ‘ceremony’ together over Christmas,”
David Arquette a source tells the magazine. “It was super top-secret, and they shared it with a handpicked group from their inner circles.”
This ceremony apparently took place at their house (Snooze!) and they did it for a very, very important reason.
“They want to get the wedding over and done so they can focus on the next phase of their lives: being parents!,” the source explains.
So stop the presses and all those Aniston wedding stories because she is totally already married guys. Take that Angelina and Brad!
Or, you know, not at all.