Jennifer Aniston Is Trying To Murder Angelina Jolie, Or Vice Versa
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are at war, wedding war, and there is only one way to win this war -- murder. So Jen is going to go all Hunger Games on Angie and emerge victorious. Or Angie will poison Jen. Who knows?!
It's time for Wacky Weekly Wednesday!
Star is reporting live from this grueling wedding war, keeping tabs on who is winning. Is it Angie, the man stealer who took Brad Pitt from Jen? Or is it Jen, with her super hip LES-friendly new man Justin Theroux? The power keeps shifting, but only one can win...
You know what, we just can't this week. Instead of jokingly trying to go on and on about this, we are just going to bullet point the insanely asinine quotes the magazine has printed from "insiders." Honestly people, how can you run this?
When will the tabloids get sick of these two?