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The Born Identity: Jeremy Renner Got His Ex Pregnant

[caption id="attachment_85928" align="aligncenter" width="607"] Dad to be! Photo Courtesy of Hollywood Reporter[/caption]

Jeremy Renner is about to become one-half of a born identity- and no, we don’t mean the sequel to The Bourne Legacy. Looks like he got an ex-girlfriend all kinds of knocked up last year, and according to a source who overheard him disclosing the deets after the Golden Globes, he’ll start his fatherly duties the minute her water breaks.

Which is great, especially considering his ex is currently habitating in his home in L.A. No need for him to get involved during all the boring parts of pregnancy! Just wait for the exciting and smelly parts. Anyway, while this all seems a little "Mission Impossible" (especially thanks to those rumors about his sexuality), it definitely smells like a set-up of sorts: apparently he was overheard talking to none other than Eva Longoria on a smoking patio? Unless you’re a special kind of inebriated, wouldn’t you wait to tell a random celebfriend the good news in a sound-proofed panelled room? Or just send out a random birth announcement? Especially since his relationship with the mother was “very casual”?

Weird. Also weird: the fact that smoking patios still exist. What a poor way to sully a Tom Ford suit. Ugh.

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