Jiggly Caliente Recaps “RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4: RuVealed,” Episode 7

"You’re such a fat slut, after sex you smoke hams."

We asked Jiggly Caliente to recap last night’s episode of “RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4: RuVealed.”

Another episode in our favorite novella, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Our remaining ladies stomp on in for a new day’s challenge.  “Wooohoooo, She Done Already Had Herses” rings like Charlie’s box to his angels.

Ru gives us her clues as what to expect in this week’s challenge.  But first a rousing reading session because it’s what?! Fundamental!

Gauntlets were thrown: “BMW=body made wrong” & “You’re such a fat slut, after sex you smoke hams.”

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Lo and behold, the winner of the reading challenge is Latrice Royale.  She assigns us all our dragazines. I still think it’s shady I got Battle of the Bulge. Willam got Sugarwalls, PhiPhi = Sashay Away, Chad = Eleganza, and more.

We had to write and design our own magazines.  I ended up with fitness. WTF do I know about it, right?Que sera, roll with it.

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We also had a photo shoot with a yummy photographer for our magazine covers.  Now it’s time for the runway in our glossy glam.

The judges read and praise us. Drum roll, the winner is PhiPhi O’Hara. She wins a cruise, and Willam and myself fall flat on our faces into the bottom 2  ‘n lip sync for our lives to a Pam Tillis classic, “Mi Vida Loca.”

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My “3rd time is a charm” luck has run out ‘n I sashayed away. I will be forever grateful for all the wonderful things that have happened since and from and brought by Rupaul’s Drag Race. I love you Momma Ru. #dueces