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Jimmy Fallon Plays Trump’s “Cute Little Twink” Jared Kushner On “SNL”

"If you were born rich and marry my daughter, you can do anything you want.”

In the cold open sketch on last night’s Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump makes one of the biggest lose-lose decisions of his presidency.

Looking back on his first 100 days, Trump, played to perfection as usual by Alec Baldwin, chooses between advisors Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner in a Bachelor-like elimination ceremony where everything is at stake, including America’s safety and $100,000 courtesy of L’Oreal.

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“Standing before me are my two top advisors,” says Baldwin’s Trump, “but I only have one photo in my hand.” Luckily for Ivanka’s hubby, played by adorable host Jimmy Fallon, he takes much more beautiful photos than the Grim Reaper himself, who’s immediately sent back to hell—or to the basement to join Kellyanne Conway.

“Jared, you’re such an inspiration,” Trump says. “You show everyone that if you were born rich and marry my daughter, you can do anything you want.”

Overwhelmed with admiration for his shy and quiet son-in-law, Trump continues, “God, you’re such a cute little twink!”

Real twinks, please try not to take offense at the comparison.
 

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