Read this before going crazy tonight. Thanks.
- Costco will not carry Joan Rivers new book over what they deem to be racy jokes. You can still buy 95 pounds of pickles at the retailer luckily.
- Game of Thrones style NYC map? yes please.
- Adam Levine seems to be banging his ex’s pal Behati Prinsloo. It’s cool though as she, Anne V., is maybe banging Jared Leto. Famous pretty people have way better lives than us.
- Simon Cowell maybe regrets hiring Britney Spears for X Factor.
- Steve Buscemi does not enjoy cigarettes after sex.
- Magic Mike stripper video!
- This week’s Weeklings is here, check it out below.
- Check out the MVPs from this season of the boob tube.
- Kristen Stewart movies are eh, but these five are great.