Hello, sailor!

On last night's episode of Saturday Night Live, returning host John Mulaney led what might've been the gayest sketch since Harry Styles played Sara Lee's horny Instagram manager.

The sketch, a clip from a forgotten '50s film called Say, Those Two Don't Seem to Like Each Other, Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant play sisters competing for the attention of the Admiral (Beck Bennett).

Enter Mulaney as Julian, their foppish baby brother, who also catches the thirsty Admiral's eye.

Still sweaty from running all the way from the Pacific theater, the young sailor reveals that he's recently been promoted from petty officer to "pass-around party bottom." And while old wall measurements show he's gotten taller, he's still "down for anything."

In fact, whether Julian is facing the wall or moving a couch, he only becomes more appealing. "When did our pesky little brother get 'gay hot'?" McKinnon's sister asks.

Clearly, the sisters have no choice but to shoot their stiff competition, but the bullets just reduce his sailor's uniform to a cute vest and shorts.

So which sibling will the Admiral choose? "The twink!"

Salute the full SNL sketch below.