Welcome to week two of Wacky Weekly Wednesday, and boy do we have a story for you today! It seems that the super sleuths over at Life & Style have discovered that Johnny Depp is getting crazy intimate with a sexy new lady — his Rum Diary costar Amber Heard. Or, to be more specific, his lesbian Rum Diary costar Amber Heard.
Apparently the two have “undeniable chemistry,” this according to a witness who caught them catching a flight in Las Vegas. Because wouldn’t Johnny Depp, one of the biggest stars in the world, show how sexy and intimate he can be with a lady before boarding a private jet as oppossed to when on said jet? Makes total sense.
We will give L & S credit for acknowledging Ms. Heard’s sexuality, deeming her bisexual (and to be honest we probably have no right to label her a lesbian), but the magazine informs us the actress is “totally open” when it comes to love. Also totally open? The staff at Life & Style when deadline approaches and they need filler.
We could go on and on of course but we must cut this one short, Zachary Quinto and Portia de Rossi are totally displaying some undeinable chemistry at the desk next to us.
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