Johnny Weir And His Space-Age Football Yarmulke Won The Super Bowl Pre-Game
— SUPER BOWL on NBC (@SNFonNBC) February 1, 2015
And, yes, there was one.
The former Olympic skater donned a space-age supersuit complete with a sequined headpiece the Washington Post called a "fascinator," but we're calling a yarmulke. Because Hebrew school.
Johnny Weir everyone. pic.twitter.com/UMeELOg0FU (via @SInow @NBCSports)
— Phil Hecken (@PhilHecken) February 1, 2015
And God bless Tara Lipinski, a.k.a. the straight-girl potato to Johnny's meat, for not just throwing in the towel and wearing a burlap sack. Because how do you compete with this?
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Next year we hope the Super Bowl pre-game coverage starts in December and includes six weeks of Johnny Weir wearing old Thanksgiving tablescapes and Yankee Candle scented votives.
