So the other day, My Dream Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt appeared on Saturday Night Live and kicked the show off with a rousing, dead-on rendition of Magic Mike’s lascivious dancing. Gordon-Levitt stripped down to his pants and thrust his crotch toward the audience over and over again. It was mesmerizing.
But really, how does JGL’s performance — and pecs — stand up to the glory of the original Magic Mike, and Channing Tatum’s rock hard abs?
Let’s look at the photographic evidence:
Both wield a baton with verve!
Both are skilled at whipping the crowd into a frenzy.
And both can seduce with a hard, sexy look.
It’s like, Channing:
And then JGL:
So I guess we’re saying they’re sort of tied for first, right?
Not so fast.
We’d like to remind you of the original Magic Mike:
Julie Gerstein will always love you, JGL. Follow her at @havethehabit.