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If you're not watching The Voice, but you'd still like to know if the show's found anyone awesome this season, then allow me to do you a favor.

This is Juliet Simms, a member of Team Cee-Lo, covering James Brown's "It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World."

But "covering" is the wrong word. I should really say, "This is Juliet Simms taking a James Brown song and slapping it on the bottom and then drinking its tears." Or I should say, "This is Juliet Simms, proving that Joan Jett and Janis Joplin and Pink have all got a new rock goddess sister just waiting to get up there and wail."

Learn it and learn it well, y'all. This woman is the shizz. She may disprove my recent argument that The Voice helps its judges more than its contestants.

Mark Blankenship tweets as @IAmBlankenship. He recently wondered WTF was happening in Nicki Minaj's new video.