Justin Bieber Embarrasses Himself Trying To Shade Bette Midler

Kids say the darndest things!

Justin Bieber admits he’s been a walking embarrassment for most of his life, but the 21-year-old pop star reached peak idiocy this week during an interview with Billboard.

Bieber opened up about his nude vacation photos that took the internet by storm last month and, in doing so, attempted to shade Bette Midler by claiming not to know who she is.

Related: Justin Bieber’s Father Reacts To Son’s Penis: “What Do You Feed That Thing? He’s A Beaut.”

ICYMI: Bette Midler was just one of many thousands of people who reacted to Bieber’s dad calling his son’s dick “a beaut” via tweet. She responded by tweeting, “The biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.”

“This Britt Meddler, I don’t even know who that is, honestly,” Bieber said, revealing his scant knowledge of the music industry he purports to dominate.

“I wanted to immediately say ‘Who is this lady?’, but then I’m just fueling this negativity. I do feel the photo was an invasion of my privacy. I felt super violated. My dad made light of it, but I don’t think that’s sick and twisted. It was funny. Dads are going to be dads.”

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Bieber then indirectly shaded himself, confirming that his D doesn’t get much bigger than it was in those photos. “That’s as big as she gets,” he said, applying female pronouns to his genitals.

For his part, this isn’t the first time Bieber has pulled out the pretentious ’I don’t know her’ defense when asked about other artists. Just last month, he claimed not to know Shawn Mendes, a rising Canadian pop star who, if he plays his cards correctly, could snatch Bieber’s crown as pop’s It Boy.

“Shawn Mendes? I’ve don’t know him,” he said. At least now we know if his fame ever fades, Bieber could have a great career as an anonymous blog commenter.

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
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