Justin Bieber Has A Sex Doll Now

Comes complete with realistic Bieber d-bag hat!

Admit it, you’ve fantasized doing it with Justin Bieber at least once. He’s so fresh-faced and adorable! Well now there’s a sex doll to cater to all of your depraved, Belieber needs.The Just-In Beaver do offers fans the chance to defile the Biebs likeness. Says the catchy, Pulitzer-winning packaging copy, the Just-In Beaver is:

The barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

Sexy, right? If the thought of Bieber’s “lil’ dicky” doesn’t get you hot and bothered, we don’t know what will.

This isn’t the first sex doll for the Disney set: Miley Cyrus was immortalized in blow-up doll form with the Finally Miley doll when she turned 18.

So be honest: Would you hit it?

Julie Gerstein prefers men with the ability to grow facial hair. Follow her at @havethehabit.