Justin Bieber’s Homophobic Fans Are Charming

Justin Bieber, an embodiment of perfection. (Getty)

Oh, Beliebers. We can’t wait for all of you to grow up and realize what little brats you were when you were young.

Justin Bieber’s army of happy children recently descended on Black Keys’ drummer, Patrick Carney.

Patrick made the mistake of not gushing over Justin when a reporter asked him what he thought about the Biebs being snubbed for Grammy nods this year. “He’s rich, right?” said Patrick. “Grammys are for music, not for money. He’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”

The Beliebers decided to get payback. Their fearless leader, Justin, urged them on by saying, “the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha.”

They did not go along with the Chris Brown-like suggestion but instead they did something similarly kind: they attacked Patrick for being a “faggot.”

@JB_BELIEBER66 tweeted: “it’s really sad how ugly old and pathetic you are. You have to pretend to be Justin just to feel good about your self…. Go get a LIFE instead of waisting your time upsessing (sic) over Justin YOU GAY ASS BITCH”.

@StateofBieber suggested: “Maybe patrick carney’s gay and this is his way of coming out.”

@delreyvogue wrote: “Does patrick carney even realise how much of a faggot he looks.”

Another gem was a fan hoping Patrick gets hit by a bus. The hatred increased when Patrick changed his display name and picture on Twitter to copy the Biebs. He has since taken it down, and his bio says he was “formerly Justin Bieber.”

Patrick, by the way, has a wife. How gay.