Justin Bieber Just Can’t Stop Touching Himself In His Calvins

Maybe you should see a doctor about that.

Justin Bieber has followed in the illustrious footsteps of Mark Wahlberg as a celebrity spokesmodel for Calvin Klein underwear.

But Bieber has also been paying homage to Wahlbergk’s signature crotch grab. In an Instagram from this weekend, he stripped down to his navy blue CKs and took a handful of little Justin.


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In just one day, the image has received 1.9 million likes. (Yes, you read that correctly: Nearly two million people gave the thumbs up. That’s more people than voted in the Maryland primary.)

Of course, it’s hardly the first time Justin has clutched “Jerry” in a photo.


So who does the bulge-grab better? Marky Mark or J-Beebs—or Nick Jonas?

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Dan Avery is a writer-editor who focuses on culture, breaking news and LGBT rights. His work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Advocate and elsewhere.