Justin Bieber’s New Wax Figure Is Wet, Shirtless, Confused And Lost

A *soaking* wet Justin Bieber. Because any other kind isn't worth touching.

A wax mold of Justin Bieber’s wet abs was unveiled at Madame Tussauds London yesterday, where the 22-year-old singer became the latest celebrity to join the collection of wax figures ahead of his Purpose World Tour dates at the O2 Arena this week.

The figure, which is different from the Bieber that lives at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas, is modeled after the singer’s famous “Sorry” number, which he performs under a massive shower in a large pool at the closing of each show.

SEATTLE, WA - MARCH 09:  SEATTLE, WA - MARCH 09:  Singer/songwriter Justin Bieber  Singer/songwriter Justin Bieber performs onstage at KeyArena on March 9, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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The figure was unveiled by a team of professional dancers who performed around it before hordes of young tween girls come forth to snap selfies.

Aside from the facial expression he’s sporting, which just screams “I just woke up in this room and have no idea what’s happening,” the figure also features a “wet wax” look to maintain the shower theme.

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  New 'wet look' Justin Bieber figure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Ben A. Pruchnie/Getty Images)
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“The 22-year-old singing sensation’s figure is topless, showing a toned torso off to perfection, with Bieber’s trademark tattoos also carefully recreated and wearing drop-crotch shorts and tartan long-johns, accompanied by a white bandana,” a spokeswoman for Madame Tussauds said.

Great. Now where can we buy one just like it?

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' fwax igure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' wax figure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' wax figure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' wax figure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' wax figure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 09:  Justin Bieber New 'wet look' fwax igure is unveiled at Madame Tussauds on October 9, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
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Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
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