Justin Bieber Releases “Heartbreaker” About Selena Gomez Breakup: LISTEN

I am a grown man and do not have time for bratty pop-stars or their tacky Christian Audigier tattoos and creepily mature musculature.  But maybe you do!  So here’s Justin Bieber’s new single “Heartbreaker,” which, given his nasty penchant for extreme narcissism, probably refers to himself.

Bieber also elliptically refers to his previous break-up with Selena Gomez in an image he released to via twitter:

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Biebs also released this very deep tweet shortly before:

And somewhere out there Mariah Carey is shedding a single tear: