Kanye got on the finest "just divorced your uncle now I'm in these streets" boots pic.twitter.com/iKH30bWzQk

— Perv Gotti (@KissesofGodiva) March 9, 2015

We imagined how this likely played out:

"I know fashion!" Kanye screams to members of his entourage before stepping out into Paris, city of lights, and fashions.

Two assistants struggle to wedge his feet into his velvet boots. "You down there," Kanye says to one of the assistants. "What's your name?

The frightened assistant stares blankly. "My–my name is–" the assistant says, trembling. "I don't need to know that," Kanye cuts in. "You see these boots? Do you?"

The assistant looks down at the boot they're putting on Kanye. "Ye–yes," assistant says. "THESE ARE FASHION!" Kanye yells. The assistants nod frantically. "Say it! Say these are fashion!" Kanye demands.

"These are fashion..." the assistants repeat in unison. "Everyone!" Kanye says, looking around at the rest of his entourage. "Say it now!"

"These are fashion," the entourage says, faintly. "LOUDER!" Kanye yells. "These are fashion, these are fashion, these are fashion," the group repeats.

Kanye spreads his arms out, looks up at the ceiling and closes his eyes. He begins to laugh. In the corner, a platinum blonde Kim texts. "These are fashion," she says, almost whispering, never looking up from her phone.

Here are some of the best tweets we found regarding Mr. West's velvety booties.

Kanye letting us know his next project is some sort of remake of "Kinky Boots" pic.twitter.com/lUo1yE8XAy — Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 9, 2015

Why Kanye got on Mary J. Blige's "in this dancery" boots tho? “@selfiequeenbri: smh pic.twitter.com/YhhCB52shc”

— FZA (@FrankeeSTFU) March 10, 2015

Kanye letting us know his next project is some sort of remake of "Kinky Boots" pic.twitter.com/lUo1yE8XAy

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 9, 2015