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Halloween is a mere six weeks away, so it is time once again to bring you all your favorite ghoulish post — Broke-Ass Halloween. Every Friday, we will be giving you an amazing costume idea that you can create for just five bucks. That’s right, for just five dollars we are going to make you the hit of your party.
This week, we are going topical and teaching you how to get the look of naked Kate Middleton, made suddenly popular due to the nude photos of the Duchess of Cambridge running in french mag Closer. Let’s do this
What You Will Need
- Black Thong
- Electrical Tape
- Sunglasses
How To Put It Together
- Get naked.
- Put on the black thong. We know it is a bit revealing, but did you see that swimsuit bottom? Barely there.
- Criss cross that electrical tape over your nips. The last thing you want is to spook your friends or be arrested with the other assholes on Halloween.
- Throw on some shades. Now, if you can’t find cheap ones just steal some from your mom or sister.
- If you have some money to spare, splurge and buy a replica of that 18-carat sapphire engagement ring Kate has. It will totally make the look more authentic.
- Bitch about your prettier sister all night to anyone who will listen and tell everyone what a hag Queen Lizzy is.
- YOU’RE NAKED KATE MIDDLETON!
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