Perky princess (Getty)
Kate Middleton is such a great sister-in-law. She didn’t want to leave Prince Harry alone out there in Shameful Royal Behaviorville so she decided to join in!
French magazine Closer claims they have topless photos of Kate they are publishing Friday. They say the “incredible pictures of the future Queen of England” were taken while she was sunbathing on a balcony at the Queen’s nephew’s chateau in Provence. The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William were at Lord Linley’s house on a holiday, and Closer has pictures of them daring to rub sunscreen on each other. The shame of skin cancer protection!
Poor Kate. Seriously, no sarcasm here. Yes the girl is royalty but she can’t even take her bikini top off to tan on a private balcony?
This, of course, is made all the more scandalous by the fact that Kate has never really done anything to put herself in a compromising position.
We’ll see if these pictures are anything but blurry faraway shots tomorrow but until then, we are officially putting another Middleton on notice. Your move, Pippa.
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