Kate Middleton will not be partying hard with little sister Pippa in New York City this week, because she and Prince William are expecting their first child. Only probably not, because it’s Wacky Weekly Wednesday!
Our favorite tome of truthfulness, Star, is reporting that the Duchess of Cambridge is tots gonna have a baby and bring it to TopShop and buy cute baby clothes. It even says in large letters on the cover of the magazine that Kate is going to be a mom. So they must have a confirmation from palace officials, right? Or a family member confirming? Or something super strong to support this story?
“Friends say Kate is convinced it’s happened, and while she and William are keeping the news close to the vest, they’re delirious with joy,”
Chelsy Davy an insider told the magazine. “A woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear, and it’s believe that a passionate night together at their rented country house on an estate in Wales, just after the end of the London Olympics, did the trick.”
So, basically, Camilla had a few too many White Zinfandels and decided to toy with the idiots at Star, who will print anything. Dastardly woman.
We would link to Star, but for a change read this in depth dissection of Kate’s pregnancy on HollywoodLife.