Winslet does Taylor

Even though all those ads for Contagion keep telling us not to talk to or touch anyone in the film (especially Gwyneth Paltrow) the numerous celebrities involved in the Steven Soderbergh disaster disease flick seem to keep on making the media rounds.

Case in point, Kate Winslet, who is gracing the cover of the Fall issue of V Magazine, has participated in a striking PSA for "Celebrity Homage Sickness." Usually, this virus manifests in a Marilyn Monroe mutation, but Winslet has made the bold choice to raise awareness of the Elizabeth Taylor variation.

Symptoms of this disease include bold prints, head scarves, and fierce jewelry.

Zebra print can serve as an early warning sign.

After one or two husbands, excessively large rings may develop on either hand.

Hearing shouldn't be effected, but your ears will definitely start looking more fabulous

Stay away from crowded areas, such as public pools, unless you're wearing the proper accessories to protect yourself and others

And always remember to cover your diamonds when coughing