Hope you enjoyed drinking and boozing while we spent the day tirelessly working for y’all. Here is all the news on Katie Holmes.
- Katie Holmes is now Scientology’s “biggest nightmare” in history. Go gurl.
- Katie is also doing “all right” and apparently having a party with hamburgers and fruit today. FYI.
- Katie totally surprised Tom with the divorce and convinced him she had to move to avoid photogs. God we love this gal.
- Katie and Suri also enjoyed ice cream while Tom celebrated his birthday in LA at home. The affair was apparently “somber.”
- Tom’s people say they are letting Katie “play the media” before Tom speaks. May be a while as bitch is keeping quiet. TEAM KATIE!
- Shirtless Olympic athletes. Hooray!
- Interview: Teen Wolf star Danny: Keahu Kahuanui.
- Southern TV women that will light your fireworks.
- Frank Ocean has officially come out.