Kid From ‘Two And a Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Urges Fans Not To Watch His Show

In a possibly career-ending move today, Angus T. Jones, the titular Half Man on CBS’s hit Two and a Half Men, appeared in a video so long and rambling and mostly-boring that it’s probably not a joke (we watched the whole thing,) actually telling people to stop watching the show that is his current full-time job.

In part of the video, titled “Testimony Part 2,” Jones, having apparently found religion, urges people not to watch Two and a Half Men because it’s the work of “the enemy” (presumably Satan.) We actually agree with him on both counts! And he couldn’t be more clear:

“If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men.’  I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it.  Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.  People say it’s just entertainment.  Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.”

How ironic would it be if this kid’s wholesomeness and honesty, and not Charlie Sheen’s whatever-that-was, was the thing that finally killed this show? Whatever works! (We are a little worried about him, though.)

(Via Screencrush)