Prepare yourself. This must be what the Mayans were talking about.
Kim Kardashian is going to be a mother. To a child. A human child. (Well, that last part is iffy.)
Kanye West spilled the big news at his concert in Atlantic City tonight. He apparently pointed at Kim and called her his baby mama. Class all the way, kids!
Not one to be left behind, Khloe Kardashian tweeted “KIMYE!!!!!” then said, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”
Seacrest must be peeing himself that he didn’t get to announce it on his radio show. Oh, Kanye, always ruining everyone’s lives. “Ryan, I’mma let you finish… but I need to say it first.”
Girlfriend is 12 weeks preggers. Blue Ivy is surely giddy with excitement.
P.S. Here’s hoping 2013 will bring Kim not only a healthy baby, but also a healthy divorce from Kris Humphries. Oh — and congrats Kimmy!