Kristen Stewart Is Totally A Lesbian, Dating Katy Perry's Assistant
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What would we do with the National Enquirer and their amazing, AMAZING stories?
Everyone's favorite ridiculous mag has a new story this week all about how Kristen Stewart is now apparently a lesbian and dating Katy Perry's assistant. Their proof?
And that's it.
Long story short, any straight person with a possibly gay friend they hang out with from time to time is apparently gay.
Thanks Enquirer!