These poor f***ers
Poor Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. I mean, the kids are making bank but every idiot tabloid and gossip rag wants to hop on everything they say and examine it for hidden meaning. Which is why it was probably not wise for Pattinson to joke that since a real priest was used in the much “anticipated” wedding scene in Breaking Dawn, he and Stewart may already be married. Cue screaming tweens here.
Pattinson joked, and again we stress JOKED, at a press conference: “The wedding scene’s funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony. So we don’t have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married.”
ZOMG guys!!!!!!! It is so for real and they are so in love and I bet she is pregnant and they are buying a house and they are the new Brangelina. Robsten is EVERYTHING.
As awkward as Pattinson may seem at events it is becoming more and more clear why the poor kid doesn’t want to open his mouth.
Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart and I May Already Be Married! [US]
