Kristen Wiig Promotes “Youth Milk” In Viral New Promo For “Zoolander 2”

"Moisturizing costs money, but sexy is free."

Zoolander 2 doesn’t come out until next month, but Kristen Wiig’s character, Alexanya Atoz, already has everyone talking.

In a faux-commercial that immediately went viral upon its release, Wiig’s character tries to sell her beauty potion known as “youth milk.”

“Inside our state-of-the-art labia[tory] are many cocks, cocking up spay-shell low-shens you can pump all over your face,” she says.

While you wait for Zoolander 2 to hit theaters on February 12, check out the hilarious ad below.

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