Birthday shoutouts! Rob McElhenney (above) is 39, Adrien Brody is 43, Abigail Breslin is 20, Sarah Michelle Gellar is 39, Peter Capaldi is 58, Julie Christie is 76, and Loretta Lynn is 84.

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25 life lessons from the unbreakable Titus Andromedon.

Broadway Bares announces 2016 theme: "On Demand."

Cyndi Lauper: Don't boycott North Carolina.

“I look forward to coming to North Carolina and standing up for equality and fairness,” she continued. “If we truly want an inclusive society, we all have to include ourselves in the effort to make that happen. This is the best way I know how to include myself and urge you to join me in the best way you know how.”

Soap Opera Digest confirms that Freddie Smith is returning to Days Of Our Lives this July. "Lookalike stagehand" my ass!

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Speaking of DOOL, Chandler Massey Instagrammed this pic a few days ago, and his rugged look adds fuel to my firm belief that he's back on the show, with Will Horton having escaped from his underground dungeon, bursting through the church doors just as Sonny and Paul are taking their vows. Mark. My. Words.

I thought I was the only one who noticed Steve Kornacki's giant dong.

Offer you my banana?

Georgia's Republican Gov. says he'd veto anti-LGBT again.

"I see what’s happening in North Carolina. I see what’s happening in Mississippi. And I would hope that many of the ones that are pushing for [such a law] would not want the state of Georgia to go through that kind of scenario."

Catching up with Will on Nashville, now that he's got a recording contract again, he's advised to work with former boyfriend and songwriting partner Kevin to polish up the songs they wrote.

The good news is that this means we see the return of Kyle Dean Massey! The bad news is that Kevin has already moved on and has a new boyfriend. Will is upset that Kevin was so quick to find a new relationship, but knows that he drove Kevin away with his self-hatred.

He tells Kevin he learned a lot from him, but Kevin replies "Sometimes the person you learn the most from isn't the person you end up with,". Will finally bares his soul and says "I care about you moving on because I love you."

Kevin responds "I loved you too." OUCH!

And here's The Weekly ShoutOUT™. Each week we're going to focus on one out athlete/performer and feature a daily pic and career timeline. We'll be showcasing the big names, but also the lesser-known gay and bisexual celebs who deserve more recognition.

This week our 161st ShoutOUT™ is to ... J.E. Freeman.

In 1997 J.E. starred as the dastardly Mason Wren in Alien: Resurrection, continuing his successful string of screen SOB's.

Most Briefs lists involve the "best" or "greatest" of something, so for a change let's switch it up, as Evil Snicks brings you The 30 Worst Music Videos Of All Time.

You'll see debacles from major musical artists, as well as a few Youtube "stars." Sure, it's really easy to pick on desperate wannabes. It's fun, too. But it proves that terrible can run the gamut from multi-million dollar productions to, well, a certain video named after a day of the week. You know the one.

At #17 is "Apache" by Tommy Seebach.

Looking like Disco Doug Henning, the late Danish singer, composer, organist, pianist and producer Tommy Seebach released his version of the 60's classic "Apache" in 1977, along with a video that would cause a massive social media shitstorm today.

TRIVIA: Tommy's biggest claim to fame is "Disco Tango," which finished 6th at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1979, and was a big hit across Europe.

Congrats to Mr. Mercutio, who guessed that yesterday's Pixuzzle™ © ® was Face Off.

Here's today's Pixuzzle™ © ®. Here are characters from a FAMOUS TV SHOW. Can you name it?

And today's Briefs are brought to you by ... Shayne Cureton from Charlie By MZ