
Peace, y’all!
“Who is she? Why is she? SHOULD YOU WORRY?”
What the hell are they talking about? Worry about what? That Gaga needs some sunlight because she’s turning gray and pallid? Or is she threatening national security or heading to a baseball game again?
Yup, Lady Gaga is on the cover of Vanity Fair. But what’s with the ashy gaze? I’m all for the freaky gossamer vibe going on, but this is possibly the least animated she’s ever looked. Why showcase this sleepy-eye shot? And the bunny teeth look extra-strange too.
Oh, whatevs. My beach reading for the weekend just got sorted.





