What. A. Fuc*ing. Day.
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have split. “How can this be happening?,” said no one.
- Adele is pregnant meaning her next album will likely be filled with happy and hopeful songs. Ugh.
- Lauryn Hill pleaded guilty to not paying her taxes for three years and now faces prison.
- Speaking of Tom and Katie’s split, Tom seems pissed. And tense. Maybe he needs a massage?
- And Suri Cruise is PISSED at Adele’s baby.
- Wanna hear Channing Tatum talk about his penis? Thought so.
- Check out the new Weeklings below. It’s funny.
- Good female music featuring Sheryl Crow, Tracy Chapman and more.
- We checked in with Sharon Needles.