Let us just start by saying we love us some Brandi Glanville. The lady is 40, supermodel hot and speaks whatever the fu*k is on her mind, a luxury that is only tolerated in really, really pretty people. Way to take advantage of that Brandi!
Like, remember that time Alien Creature Taylor Armstrong tried to shame Brandi on a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion by saying she was crazy for slashing ex-husband Eddie Cibrian’s motorcycle tires? And Brandi was all, “Yeah bitch, I bought him those tires and I did slash them. And I liked it. In your FACE Alien Creature Taylor Armstrong.”
That was a fun moment.
And we have never liked LeAnn Rimes after she stole Brandi’s husband and started acting all holier than thou. So when she referred to Eddie and Brandi’s two children as her boys on Twitter, Brandi understandably went batshit crazy. And that was when all the fun began.
Yesterday, Brandi spoke of the time her son gobbled up one of LeAnn’s laxatives thinking it was a Skittle, something that is of course awful but also awfully embarrassing for Ms. Rimes.
Today, it’s getting better.
Eddie responded to Brandi’s claims in an open letter, saying;
It is absolutely ridiculous that my ex-wife continues to put the personal lives of myself, LeAnn, our sons and my family on public display for the sake of her notoriety. She is fully capable and has the means of contacting myself and LeAnn privately to discuss any matter concerning the children. The fact she chooses not to, should be pretty transparent. And while I do not wish to fuel her ever-igniting fire, there is a breaking point where enough is enough.
Ha! And you know Brandi had a response waiting, and now we get to see what a response it is. Here is what she had to say to Eddie and Le Le;
My kids are my life.. However, ur wife is a [expletive] and addicted to laxatives that Mason got sick on. Your ’close friends’ talk sh*t about u and ur wife ALL the time… Leann is horrid she is addicted to laxatives and aderol [sic] has severe metal issues and [redacted] who was all to ready to spill on both of you and to me lovingly refers to Leann as angelfish because she sings like an angel and drinks like a fish.
The spelling could be improved, but we like all of this.
All we want for Christmas is for this to keep going. Forever.