If you've been paying attention to the news, you might be aware that the 45th President of these here United States is on the conveyor belt to getting impeached. And not for all the other, very real reasons that warrant such a historic reaction on the part of Congress—you know, his just being completely and laughably and terrifyingly unfit for the position of leader of the free world.

If you haven't been paying attention, or you just don't know why you should care, may we introduce you to Rod.

He wants you to stay focused on what really matters: his rock hard abs and/or Trump's continued, wanton abuse of his presidential powers. In a video by 4wardSteps, an educational resource hoping to "inspire disillusioned voters to stay focused and take back control of their democracy," Rod lays it all out.

The whole "Ukraine thing"—which lands conveniently smack dab in the middle of the holidays, all but guaranteeing a pleasant conversation with estranged relatives who shall no doubt remain estranged—is a pretty clear cut case as far as impeachable grounds go, but do you care?

Does anyone care that Donald Trump proved what most Americans, nay, most sentient beings on the face of the planet have known since he crawled out of this country's oozing racial grievance to assume the highest office in the land: that he's a lying, cheating, stealing nogoodnik who's using the now-disgraced presidency to further enrich himself and his corrupt family and that he's emboldened by an immoral Republican Party feebly holding on to its last, pathetic grasp on power?

Of all the things that could and should bring Donald Trump down—fingers crossed for an early Christmas present in the form of his tax returns—hamfistedly trying to engage the help of a foreign nation to dig up dirt on a political rival using crucially-needed funds as leverage seems like small potatoes.

But it's Thanksgiving and we're all eating carbs again. Even Rod.

While it's unlikely Trump will be removed from office through impeachment—remember those complicit Republicans who still hold a majority in the Senate?—the only way to guarantee ousting the motherfucker is through America's least favorite pastime: voting.

If you need some more inspo, check out Rod's plea for your civil engagement below: