Illinois may pass gay marriage in 24 hours. Let’s make it happen using movie star glamor.
It appears that we could be less than 24 hours away from gay marriage in Illinois. My thought: We can make this happen sooner if we post photos of fabulous Illinois-related movie photos. READY?
1. EILEEN “PRIVATE BENJAMIN’S PEACOCK GODDESS” BRENNAN STUNS YOU IN THE STING
Joliet glamor. Penitentiary Peacock. Saloon sass.
2. PJ “TOTALLY” SOLES IN HALLOWEEN
Laurie Strode was a pill. At least PJ got to snap gum and flirt with a psychopath before her demise.
Yeah, we know him from Bewitched, but as long as Bye Bye Birdie is still a real thing, I get to call Paul Lynde a movie star. Plus, this pic at Northwestern was too sweet to pass up. He graduated with Patricia Neal and Cloris Leachman, mortals.
Pow. Take it all in, King Marchand.
1987, thank you for it all.
You can’t sit with us, gay marriage opponents.
Forgot that Ordinary People was set in a Chicago burb? Then go see a psychologist played by Judd Hirsch, loser.
Ferris Bueller is entertaining, but the only sublime scene is the entire Art Institute of Chicago sequence. You are that Seurat, Cameron.
9. RISKY BUSINESS’ SCENE ON THE EL WAS ONE OF HIS LAST SEXUALIZED ROLES.
Remember finding Tom Cruise hot? Illinois does. Happy 1983 to YOU.
10. FINALLY, BEING CHICAGOAN MEANS BEING GOOD TO MAMA.
Even if it doesn’t get you an Oscar over Catherine Zeta-Jones.