Levi Johnston: Close, but no banana.
The fact that I’m annoyed that after all the hype, we apparently don’t get to see Levi Johnson’s schlong full-on in the Playgirl spread shot last week, is silly, of course. Did it really ever seem likely we would? Is that really something a fully functional adult should care about? Probably not.
But, come on! They said we’d get to see it!!!! Or, um… They made us think we would! So, like a kid promised a toy only then to have a fickle parent yank it away, there’ll be no Levi wang to play with, folks.
Playgirl’s Daniel Nardicio told the NY Daily News: “He did not give ’full frontal’ as his manager Tank (Jones) reported he would. We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”
So, cue the big Debbie-Downer-ish “Waaah-waaaaahhhhhh.”
Meanwhile, babymama-in-law Sarah Palin commented on Levi’s almost-nude spread while on Oprah Monday, mocking Johnston’s newfound fame and referring to his Playgirl photo shoot as a “kind of heartbreaking” venture into “porn.” Hmph. If only!
Keeping the exchange sassy, Johnston fired back on Palin’s comments on Oprah: “You could tell by her laugh she was full of it,” Johnston said.
Maybe Johnston’s Playgirl pics will still be hot? Just not as meaty as we thought. They’re supposedly due out this coming Saturday… We’ll see.