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“I Would Climb You Like A Tree”: Liam Payne Reads Fans’ Dirty Messages Out Loud

It looks like a lot of people want to ride the Payne train.

Liam Payne has been celebrating his first solo single, “Strip That Down,” by gratuitously stripping off his own clothes, and fans have taken note.

The former One Direction member was a guest on Scott Mills’ Radio 1 show this week and was the first celebrity to use the show’s “Perv Pad,” which scans the internet for naughty comments about famous people. The results quickly proved that Payne’s decision to show more skin has his fans all hot and bothered.

“One, two, three. I’m erect. And I’m done,” wrote one fan, proving it doesn’t take long for Payne to provide pleasure.

“I’d like to go full 50 Shades with him,” wrote another. “Payne by name, pain by nature.”

Payne’s favorite tweet of all, however, was a romantic poem: “Roses are red, violets are blue, when the beat dropped, panties did too.”
 

 

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